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laughing, 13

Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.

What do you call a militant vegan?
Lactose intolerant

How many vegetarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two – one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.

What do you call a veg’n who goes back to eating meat?
Someone who lost their veg-inity!

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Vegan 101: Episodes 1 – 4 (The First Vegan Web Series)
Uploaded by joannemrose1. – See more comedy videos.

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Vegan 101 Episode 5 Vegan Potluck
Uploaded by joannemrose1. – Sitcom, sketch, and standup comedy videos.

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Funny Vegetarian Quotes

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Steven the Vegan

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Bizarro’s Dan Piraro on Vegan Issues

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Not so much funny as insane. What do you think?

PHARMABURGER, the video

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rant, 1

The link below takes you to another worthwhile, rather direct commentary/video. No offence intended, I’m sure

Funny Vegan Rant from: Vegan Soapbox

Back to: Dr Billy Health .com

Just 4 Laughs:

“The standard diet of a meat-eater is blood, flesh, veins, muscles, tendons, cow secretions, hen periods and bee vomit.
And once a year during a certain holiday in November, meat-eaters use the hollowed-out rectum of a dead bird as a pressure cooker for stuffing.
And people think vegans are weird because we eat tofu?” – vegan bodybuilder Robert Cheeke
Found it At: happycow.net

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What do you call a militant vegan?
Lactose intolerant. – Pat

What’s the best way to keep milk fresh?
Leave it in the cow. – Michael Cant

What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?
Someone who lost their veg-inity! – Colleen’s roomate?

There’s a bunch more of these at: vegetus.org

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