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Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What do you call a militant vegan?
Lactose intolerant
How many vegetarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two – one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.
What do you call a veg’n who goes back to eating meat?
Someone who lost their veg-inity!
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Let’s Poke Fun @ Us
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madcowfarm
Let’s Poke Fun @ Us
vegan-101-episodes-1-4
Vegan 101: Episodes 1 – 4 (The First Vegan Web Series)
Uploaded by joannemrose1. – See more comedy videos.
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Vegan 101 Episode 5 Vegan Potluck
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Funny Vegetarian Quotes
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Steven the Vegan
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Bizarro’s Dan Piraro on Vegan Issues
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Not so much funny as insane. What do you think?
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rant, 1
The link below takes you to another worthwhile, rather direct commentary/video. No offence intended, I’m sure
Funny Vegan Rant from: Vegan Soapbox
Just 4 Laughs:
“The standard diet of a meat-eater is blood, flesh, veins, muscles, tendons, cow secretions, hen periods and bee vomit.
And once a year during a certain holiday in November, meat-eaters use the hollowed-out rectum of a dead bird as a pressure cooker for stuffing.
And people think vegans are weird because we eat tofu?” – vegan bodybuilder Robert Cheeke
Found it At: happycow.net
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What do you call a militant vegan?
Lactose intolerant. – Pat
What’s the best way to keep milk fresh?
Leave it in the cow. – Michael Cant
What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat?
Someone who lost their veg-inity! – Colleen’s roomate?
There’s a bunch more of these at: vegetus.org
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